1. When was the last time that you made an excuse for not doing something that you shouldn’t have agreed to do in the first place?

Just lately. Hehehe…

2. Without identifying the person, is there someone in your life that you’d like to shake some sense into?

Yes! Definitely yes!

3. Did you ever really care if Tiger Woods cheated on his wife?

Honestly no.

4. Did you watch the last episode of LOST? What did you think happened?

Nope. I don’t watch LOST.

5. If your dining room china was made in Mexico, why is it still called china?

I think so? I am confused. LOL!

6. Tell us about your favorite movie of all time.

Ever After by Drew Barrymore

7. Do you think it’s fair to get thrown out of a meme?

No, I think it’s not fair. So don’t throw me out. LOL!!

8. Berleen lives in Minnesota and Kimber in Arizona. If they were to meet halfway, where would they meet?

I have no idea!

9. What do you think of heterosexual marriage?

I don’t favor it. Period.

10. What would you change about your life if you had just one wish?

Not to get pregnant. Hahaha!

11. How pissed are you that we posted late?

Didn’t noticed. I was late too!!

12. Tell us about a recent great day.

My baby’s d day.

13. When was the last time that you juggled?

I always juggle time! As in all the time!

1. What animal in your opinion is the stupidest animal alive?

I can’t think of any. I always thought they are geniuses in their own ways.

2. What person in the news or spotlight makes you wonder how they got so far?

Those people who do stupid things on TV and I wonder why people like them so much to make them famous.

3. If you could make up a new law and be in charge of arresting law breakers, what would that law be?

Probably it is a law about children being abandoned or abused. I know there is an existing law for that but I believe there should be a much harder law for that!

4. Name something of the color blue that you despise.

None! I couldn’t think of something blue that I despise.

5. If you were on your way somewhere and were running late and witnessed an accident, what would you do?

I will stop and help. I can always inform those I have an appointment that I am trying to save lives.

6. How tall is too tall and how short is too short in your opinion?

People who are standing 8 are too tall for me. Midget are too short for me too.

7. What hair color and/eye color would you not want in someone you were planning on having children with?

Blue!!

8. What hour of the day has the worst drivers?

Early morning rush and the late afternoon rush.

9. Are you following the Stanley Cup Finals?

Nope!

10. If you wanted to eat lunch at the zoo and all they served were animal parts, would you eat them?

No of course, I might be eating an animal from them who died because of sickness.

11. Would you give, and if so how much, money to a 25 year old man holding a sign at an intersection that asks for money?

No. I wouldn’t.

12. What do you do with emails that tell you to forward them on to 10 other people or something will happen to you?

Delete!

1. Tomorrow you’ll be thinking to yourself?

What are the solutions to my problems.

2. Where’s your picket fence?

I don’t have one.

3. With a big smile on your face, you do what?

Playing with my children.

4. If I was to walk up to you, you’d do what?

Say hi!

5. The list goes on and on. What list?

My credit obligations. LOL!!

6. Does every rose have a thorn or does every thorn have a rose?

Every rose have a thorn.

7. Talk dirty to me. What kind of mop/vacuum/dust thingymabob do you use?

I don’t understand!

8. Your Mamma don’t _______ and your Daddy don’t _______.

My Mamma don’t like getting reprimanded and my Daddy don’t want too!

9. Ever had a suitcase packed by your feet, and if so where were you going?

Nope!

10. Have you ever ridden in a limousine?

No! I hope so!

11. I went to bed too soon and got up to ____?

12mn!

12. “And this last mile I travel with you “, to where?

To countries I haven’t been too!

1. Are you putting on weight? You face looks fat.

I think you have an eye problem.

2. You should wash your clothes in the expensive detergent. What you are using is not working.

I think my expensive washing machine is not working.

3. Are you sure you should be eating that piece of cake?

Why? Do you want a piece of it too?

4. You shouldn’t be friends with that person.

And I should be friends with you?

5. That shirt is not the right color for you.

It’s expensive so I am wearing it.

6. Why would you work at that crappy job?

Because the crappy job pays for the food your eating now.

7. You’re not cutting your steak correctly. This is how you should be doing it.

I think my steak likes the way I am doing it.

8. Is that all you do all day is sit on your computer?

Yes because I make more money doing it than you do!

9. You should use Pledge on the dust in your house.

I think water is enough.

10. When are you going to get married/have kids/get divorced (choose which one relates to you)?

My life is doing great. Maybe you need one?

11. I’m thinking about staying at your house for 2 weeks for my vacation.

That is great! Somebody will clean up the house and pay for the electricity!

12. When you are at the store will you get me 2 pounds of bananas and some bread? Oh, and here is some money so you can buy my mother some eggs, prunes and Depends. I’ll need separate receipts of course.

I think the money you gave me is not enough. I change $50 for the service fee.

A – is for anger! I am nurturing one right now.
B – is for my books! I love collecting them.
C – is for our cats! We are a growing meow family.
D – is for my darlings! I love them all.
E – is for eggs! Want to cook them as an egg omelet.
F – is for fun! I think I need one.
G – is for grades! I am hoping my children will get better ones this year.
H – is for home! I want my own soon.
I – is for I! I think I need to love myself more.
J – is for joy! Joy is my kids.
K – is for kids! They are the joy of my life.
L – is for love! Love makes the world go round.
M – is for mommy! I love my mother.
N – is for nothing! I couldn’t think of anything.
O – is for oven! I wanted to buy one for my kitchen.
P – is for peace! I think the world needs it badly.
Q – is for quite! I need that because my neighbors are noisy.
R – is for remember! I need to remember some things to be done.
S – is for sexy! I wanna be one.
T – is for thank you! You have come this far to read this.
U – is for umbrella! I think I need to buy new ones for the kids.
V – is for vase! I think I don’t own one.
W – is for work! I hope to have many.
X – is for “X!” To cross down all the negatives.
Y – is for younger days! I wish I have savored it more.
Z – is for zebras! They make me think of stripes and Madagascar series.

1. The person with 40 items in the 12 items or less line.

What the hell is he or she doing there!!

2. The driver who is smoking and talking on a cell phone while driving.

Does he want to go to the hospital or heaven so soon?

3. The father with 8 children and a TV show who cheats on his wife…over and over again…

Stupid dog!!

4. Facebook and their security features.

Security what??

5. Heidi Montag

What’s with the drama?

6. People who attempt to sell Viagra via spam comments.

Time wasters!!!

7. Those wonderful shoppers who catch up on their phone calls while shopping.

Talented!!!

8.People who find themselves on the People of Walmart website.

Britney Spears let herself go…….again.

Kentucky (photo from People of Walmart.com)

I hope they would be mindful of what they wear.

9. People who just can be stupid….

From Whitetrashrepairs.com

Think twice before you cross the bridge!

10. People with multiple-multiple piercings.

Does it hurt? LOL!!

11. Blog Stalkers

Am I that famous?

12. In-laws who are controlling or bossie.

I hate you!

13. People who use or wear  items and then attempt to return them.

Do they really exist? If they do, they are pure losers!

14. You share one with us

People who asks for your help and brags to people that they did it by themselves.

1. How old is your Mom? If she has passed away, how old would she be?
= My mom just turned 62 this May 2010.

2. What is/was your Moms worst habit?
= Eating pork! Talkative even to strangers.

3. What famous person does/did your Mom resemble (a picture of that famous person would be nice)?
= Hmmmm… No idea.

4. What would be one meal that you would love for your Mom to cook for you right now?
= Kinilaw (raw fish)!!

5. Was your Mom a Stay at Home Mom or did she have to go to a work/job (and yes, Mayhem understands and knows that being a Stay at Home Mom is work/job) when you were growing up?
= She was a business woman. She sells in the public market when I was growing up.

6. If you could change one thing about your Mom what would it be?
= Nothing!

7. Did you ever make your mom cry? If so, explain.
= When I got pregnant while I was in college.

8. Have you ever told a lie to your Mom to protect yourself or someone else? If yes, have you come clean and told your Mom the truth?
= Yes but later I told her the truth. :p

9. What is the one thing that you most admire about your Mom?
= Being so responsible!!

10. In 10 words or less, describe your Mom.
= She is the best mom in the world! I couldn’t ask for more!

1. What time do you usually wake up in the morning?
= If I were able to sleep at night, I wake up around 4AM.

2. What do you do for the first hour of your day?
= Check my email.

3. Where did or will you have for lunch today?
= At home.

4. What did you or will you be eating lunch?
= I ate vegetables and some pork dish.

5. What is your best high school memory?
= None so far. :p

6. Tell us about your favorite pair of shoes.
= Don’t have favorites. I wear anything that makes me comfortable.

7. What does a perfect Sunday afternoon include for you?
= Sleeping or bonding with the family.

8. Was there one book that you read as a child that you still cherish?
= None.

9. How would the people that know you personally describe you?
= You gotta dig deeper to appreciate the diamond hiding underneath the rocks!

10. How would the people who only know you online describe you?
= Helpful? :p

11. How will you be treating yourself today?
= Sleep. Need to SLEEP!!!

12. What is your definition of being spiritual? Are you spiritual?
= Spiritual for me is believing in higher entity besides humans. Believing in God or other supernatural being. As for me, I consider myself as spiritual because I do believe in GOD!

What are your fears about waking up in the morning?
= I don’t actually have fears when its day time.

What are your fears about working?
= Since I am working online, stability is not promised. So I fear to lose income for my family.

What are your fears about riding the bus?
= I only fear riding the bus in metro cities where they have bridges so high and the bus is riding fast. If you look at the window, you fear of tumbling down.

What are your fears about driving a car?
= I haven’t driven a car yet. I don’t drive.

What are your fears about riding a bike?
= No fear when it comes to biking!

What are your fears about making your own meal?
= None!

What are your fears about making a meal for others?
= If my family don’t like what I cooked or if it would become an EPIC FAIL.

What are your fears about romance?
= If it’s not REAL.

What are your fears about friendship?
= Fake and treachery!

What are your fears about entering a public restroom?
= None.

What are your fears about using a public restroom?
= None but I have fears if I will slip on the toilet bowl and it would be yucky!

What are your fears about being in crowds?
= Being trampled upon especially in concerts.